.. “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and ...ft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of. “Why don’t you guys split the dinners onto three plates, while I go upstairs and change?” I suggested. Before I had even finished my sentence, the food was already being divided. I went upstairs with positive thoughts creeping into my head. Both ladies were scantily dressed and stoned. Was I reading too much into that? Maggie had seen pictures of my cock, and I had seen a nude photograph of her. And, according to Sarah, Maggie had even kept one of my cock pictures for herself. Dare I think that. She produced a device that she called an enema. She told me it would squirt water into the deep regions of my butt and clean it out. She then inserted the nozzle into my rectum as my sister held me and caressed me and nibbled on my ear. She told me that girls have to do this sometimes, so we get clean in there.The tube squirted water into my hole and it soon filled up and started pressing against my anal walls. After awhile, mom took it out and allowed the water to seep out. She did it one more. More or less.’ ‘And have you found a publisher?’ ‘No,’ she said, with a glance at Tony which seemed frightened, ‘not yet. I haven’t tried yet.’ ‘She won’t,’ said Tony. ‘It’s derivative tosh. But it keeps her happy, gives her something to do.’ To change the subject I offered to wash up. Again the scared glance at Tony, who said nonsense, Cat would see to that. I said I should be getting home, and within a few minutes I was back in the leather passenger seat of the Aston Martin. ‘Why don’t.
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